And Old Man Dies.
His soul flies to heaven.
He is seating in front of a panel of Angels.
Angels. Hello, Sir. We are going to ask you a series of questions in which we will know wether you are fit enough to get into heaven. How does that sound.
Man nods his head.
Angels. Just answer in the form of digits.
Man nods his head.
Angels. Alright here we go.
Spotlight on man.
Angels. How old were you when you died.
Man. 85.
Angels. How many children did you have?
Man. 4.
Angels. How many wives?
Man. 2.
Angels. How many people did you make love to?
Man. 43.
Angels. How many women?
Man. 38.
Angels. Men?
Man. 5.
Angels. How many people did you kiss?
Man. 29.
Angels. ...
Man nods his head.
Angels. How many people loved you?
Man. 20.
Angels. How many people did you love?
Man. 38.
Angels. How many people did you love love you back.
Man. 5.
Angels. Thank you.
END
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