Act They’re actually really Scene Good for you

I sit on stage and smoke 1947685789 packs of cigarettes.

A doctor comes on stage.

He is decked out as if he is about to go to the beach.

Doctor. You’re going to get cancer.

I. Probably. Where you off to?

Doctor. The beach.

I. Have fun.

The doctor goes and spends a day at the beach with his family.

I smoke another 23987284756023 packs of cigarettes.

The doctor comes back.

Doctor. I have skin cancer.

I. I have a cold.

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