And Act of Desperation A Scene of Denial

Man stands in the middle.

Person with a stopwatch is to the side.

Person with a stopwatch. GO!

Man. AHGHKDFHASFJAIOSDFJASJDKF KLFJSDFKLJ AL

Person with a stopwatch. COME ON!!

Man. ASDFJALSJDFKJSKFJKMEMEMEMEMEKAJDSLFKJADSF

Person with a stopwatch. ALMOST!! TWO MORE SECONDS!!

Man. LKSDJFLKASJDFLKAJAHHHHH

Person with a stopwatch. TIME!!!

Man. OH GOD!

The man collapses.

She comes in.

She. What is this man doing?

Person with a stopwatch. He set a record. Ten seconds! Can you believe it?! Ten seconds.

She. Ten seconds doing what?

Man is still on the floor.

Man. Being myself.

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